Laurel Holloman:
Laurel Holloman
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Information:
Name: Laurel Holloman
Born: 1971-05-23
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Stamp and Deliver (1998), Angel (2002), Prefontaine (1997), The L Word (2004), Tumbleweeds (1999)
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Ivana Milicevic:
Ivana Milicevic
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Information:
Name: Ivana Milicevic
Born: 1974-04-26
Height: 1.79
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Filmography:
Running Scared (2006), Slipstream (2005), Casino Royale (2006), The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2006), Fallen (2007)
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Cristiano Ronaldo:
Cristiano Ronaldo Nude
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Information:
Name: Cristiano Ronaldo
Born: 1985-02-05
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
Nyhetsmorgon (2007), Cartaz Cultural (2003), Manchester United: Play Like Champions (2003), Sport TV (2008), The New 7 Wonders of the World (2007)
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How many judges does it take to
change a
light bulb?
Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves
around him.
Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do
it.
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Pat and
Mick landed themselves a job at a
sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat
yelled: "Mick! I lost me
finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?"
"I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi...
Darn!
There goes another one!"
PalbanBillieOW
Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
to change
a lightbulb ?
A: None. "Well it's not really a
question of should we change it or
should we not change the lightbulb,
but more a question of...(blah blah
waffle)"
GrahamBetseraivY
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Lightbulb?
What lightbulb?
ShanahanIsiahiY
How many judges does it take to
change a
light bulb?
Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves
around him.
Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do
it.
TostigKinsleyow
Q: What does a proud computer call his
little son?
A: A microchip off the old block.
TanjiroEadseleVJ
What did the monster say when he saw a
rush
hour train full of passengers?
Oh good! A chew chew
train!
WestcottEnyetoJs
I
see you've got your bill for using the
Internet
Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!
DarrieMeinradRO
Fred's class was taken to the Natural History
Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when
she
got home.
"Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to
a dead
zoo."
LeopoldGiannescN
A man, seeking to lose
some of
his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I lose
twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Doctor: Of course! Cut your head
off.
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